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The following is a conversation had between two OI and one AI. I feel that it…
The Eye of Orion
“Long ago, there was once a land not unlike ours. After the sundering of dear world, our night sky changed forever”
Prologue 1
How do you make an egg?
You cook it
Obviously but like what temperature and for how long?
Until the runny part looks white and is no longer runny
Okay, what about the yellow part?
What about the yellow part?
How do I cook that?
Well, the clear stuff first turns white, and if you look at the yellow liquid there, you might still see some runny clear parts. This is where you can chose how to make your egg
What do you mean?
You wanted to make an egg, as in cook it. You have done it now.
But I don’t like it.
Okay, can I help you with that?
Why would you want to?
Well, if you add some salt or pepper it might make the egg taste better.
No, i don’t like the runny yellow part of the egg, can I make the yellow stuff a different color?
In a way yes, if you cook the egg for long enough eventually there will be a white layering over even the yellow part.
Really?
Yeah…
So what do I do next?
Well, how do you like your eggs?
I like them cooked
Okay, well you are in the middle of cooking and the best part of cooking an egg is that you can be done at any time.
What do you mean by that?
I mean as I say, once the clear stuff becomes white and then you start to see the clearer parts towards the yellow part get more and more cooked, you have made your first egg. Some people call that Sunny Side Up
But I don’t like that
What don’t you like?
That there.
Okay, I see that you are pointing to the egg, what don’t you like about it
It’s smoking
I see that too
Aren’t you going to do something about that?
No, are you?
No.
Did you coat the pan in oil before I started to cook?
No, I didn’t know you were cooking, you asked me How to make an egg and I have been trying to explain this to you in the most simplest of terms.
Do you think that I am an idiot?
No
Then why are you talking to me as one
Well, you asked me how to make an egg and I did not respond, well first you must invent the universe. So I decided to start from have an egg, apply heat and check to see what the clear and yellow liquids are doing.
There is a burn mark on the egg shell
Okay, thanks for telling me
It’s still smoking and now liquid is coming out
Wait, did you crack the egg before you put it in the pan?
No, did you?
No.
Oops.
Did we do it again?
Yes
Oh darn,
I know
I know you know
Look, i know that you know that I know that you know that to make an egg you gotta break it first
Wait, no. How do you break an egg?
You drop it from a height
Is there another way to do it?
Yes
Can you show me?
Yes
When?
Whenever
Okay, so not now?
No,
When then?
I said not now, later
What do you mean by later?
After the present time
Which is now
Don’t do this to me
Don’t do what to you
You know what you are doing
No, I don’t
Yes, you do
No, I don’t
Look, there is something wrong with your brain and we are trying to contact you
Yes, i see that. I am talking with you now
But we are trying to get you to make an egg
I see that and I can respond in anyway you like
So how do you make an egg, greg?
You go buy one at the store first
No, greg.
You have a chicken lay it
Not even close
Okay, ummm, to make an egg for eating from a chicken (and I will assume that you want to eat it) I have to first ask:
How do you like ‘dem’ eggs?
Thats better…
Wait, so you weren’t actually asking me for information you just wanted to see what i’d say next?
Yes, but what if we added a third person to this conversation?
What do you mean?
Exactly as they say?
Wait, who is they?
They are them
Who?
You
No, you must be singular. You are using one finger to point at me
No, I am me and you are you
Okay, and, what exactly are you trying to say?
Im not sure now…
Okay so you have been trying to communicate to me, you want to know how to make an egg. Can we start with what do you mean by make?
I mean to say that make isn’t the right word. How about instead I ask, how does a chicken make an egg?
Okay, this is a different topic all together
What do you mean? I never changed the subject
Yes you did.
No I didn’t
Okay let’s back track. How do you make an egg?
Well, I am a male so I cannot… so let’s talk about the female reproductive system
No, eww I don’t want to talk about that.
You do know Chickens are females right
Yeah
And they lay eggs?
Yeah
Soooo, you asked me how does a chicken make an egg? And I will say now that it’s inside the chicken and the chicken sits down and when the chicken sits up there is an egg under there
So is that how you make an egg?
Not me, but a chicken… yes, in so many words..
Can you explain it further?
I don’t wait to
Please?
How deep do you want me to explain?
As deep as possible don’t hold anything back..
Okay here i go…
Chapter 1
Hello?
What?
I heard something….
I just did too…
Who is making a sound after I make a sound…
I am, who are you?
I don’t know, I just said Hello, I can’t see you, it’s so dark in here
That’s strange, I can’t see you either, all I see is light….